yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
my love life will never be satisfactory until someone runs through an airport to stop me from getting on a flight
So I went over to my boyfriend’s house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says ‘I love you, and I’m glad you’re mine’ and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said ‘mine’ in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting ‘MINE!’ at each other for a solid minute.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk